{"id":4045,"date":"2023-06-16T23:38:59","date_gmt":"2023-06-16T20:38:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.htg.tartu.ee\/miilang\/?p=4045"},"modified":"2023-07-30T00:24:30","modified_gmt":"2023-07-29T21:24:30","slug":"opetajate-tsitaadid-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.htg.tartu.ee\/miilang\/2023\/mai-2023\/opetajate-tsitaadid-5\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00d5petajate tsitaadid"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Ma usun teid, kui te ei valeta.<\/p>\n\u2014 Raimond Lepiste \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

M\u00f5ni k\u00e4ib n\u00e4itusel, et laksu k\u00e4tte saada. Interaktiivne.<\/p>\n\u2014 Raimond Lepiste \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Neil on n\u00e4od niimoodi ja siis ma vaatan,
et kas nad saavad aru v\u00f5i ei saa aru v\u00f5i
nad arvavad, et nad saavad aru.<\/p>\n\u2014 Agnes Vask \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Siin on \u00fcks ilus naine.
Ma ei tea, kes ta on.
\u00dctleme, et ta on Madonna.<\/p>\n\u2014 Raimond Lepiste \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Kui te olete \u00f5nnistatud sellega, et teil on kodus telekas,
siis ehk olete n\u00e4inud sellist kanalit nagu History.<\/p>\n\u2014 Indrek Pajur \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Keskaegsed mungad tegid wannabe <\/em>sauna.<\/p>\n\u2014 Ott Maidre illustreerimas endorfiinide v\u00f5imet valu v\u00e4hendada \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Ei saa \u00f6elda “ich werde einen Apfel” \u2013 minust saab \u00f5un,
saab \u00f6elda “ich bekomme einen Apfel” \u2013 ma saan \u00f5una.<\/p>\n\u2014 Mall Matto \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Hoiame t\u00e4nase tunni performance<\/em>’i piires,
\u00e4rme happening<\/em>‘uks k\u00e4tte l\u00e4he.<\/p>\n\u2014 Raimond Lepiste \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Mul on ka m\u00f5tted suht otsas.
V\u00f5ib \u00f6elda, et tunne on suht m\u00f5ttetu.<\/p>\n\u2014 Agnes Vask \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Treffneri ukse peale peaks panema kaks silti:
\u201e\u00c4rgu sisenegu siia keegi, kes on oskamatu matemaatikas.\u201c (Platoni Akadeemia)
ja \u201eK\u00f5ik lootus j\u00e4tke, astudes siit uksest sisse.\u201c (Dante p\u00f5rguv\u00e4ravad)<\/p>\n\u2014 Age Salo \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

“This essay will describe\u2026” This essay
cannot do anything, it is not alive.<\/p>\n\u2014 Sandra Sagar \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Ma tegin natukene p\u00e4ttust. Ei, ma ei k\u00e4inud poes vargil.<\/p>\n\u2014 Raimond Lepiste \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Pooleliitrine purk on v\u00e4ga hea purk.
Ja v\u00e4ike \u00e4mblik purgi nurgas – see on kujunduselement.<\/p>\n\u2014 Uve Saar \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Tr\u00fckipressi hind on kolmekohaline. Kuskil \u00fcle kahe tuhande.<\/p>\n\u2014 Raimond Lepiste \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Me peame realismini v\u00e4lja j\u00f5udma. See on ju ulme.<\/p>\n\u2014 Raimond Lepiste \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Tahvel l\u00e4\u00e4gab. Mida helli?<\/p>\n\u2014 Agnes Vask \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

P\u00e4rast mind tuleb veeuputus, mitte \u00f5pilane.<\/p>\n\u2014 Mall Matto \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Kellelgi on v\u00e4ga paha \u00f5ues, aga ta on vist v\u00e4ga v\u00e4ike ka.<\/p>\n\u2014 \u00dclle Seevri \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

\u00dctleme nii, et rinnad on paljad. Mis ma ikka vatran siin.<\/p>\n\u2014 Raimond Lepiste \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Suurus polegi k\u00f5ige olulisem.<\/p>\n\u2014 Raimond Lepiste \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Mis asi on turbiin? Tuuleveski aga hardcore’im.<\/p>\n\u2014 Agnes Vask \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Katsuge oma helilist produktsiooni k\u00e4rpida.<\/p>\n\u2014 Indrek Pajur \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Seebiooper on puhas elu!<\/p>\n\u2014 Uve Saar \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

K\u00fcsisin direktorilt, et v\u00f5iks olla whiteboard v\u00f5i isegi smartboard.
Ja siis \u00f5petajad kirjutavad sinna peale ikka markeriga.
Seda ma olengi alati varem nendega teinud. Esimese asjana t\u00f5mban juhtme v\u00e4lja, siis ta on loll nagu \u00f5pilane, ja kirjutan markeriga.<\/p>\n\u2014 Agnes Vask \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Die Banane ist krumm. \u2013 Banaan on k\u00f5ver.<\/p>\n\u2014 Mall Matto \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Tahad \u00e4kki juua teed, mis on KGB poolt v\u00fcrtsitatud?<\/p>\n\u2014 Indrek Pajur \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\n

Te ei oska bioloogiat, kui te eesti keelt ei oska.<\/p>\n\u2014 Saima Kaarna \u2014<\/cite><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Ma usun teid, kui te ei valeta.”
\n– Raimond Lepiste –
\n“Mul on ka m\u00f5tted suht otsas. V\u00f5ib
\n\u00f6elda, et tunne on suht m\u00f5ttetu.”
\n– Agnes Vask –
\nLoe veel \u00f5petajate vaimukaid \u00fctlemisi…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":165,"featured_media":3444,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[376],"tags":[368],"coauthors":[320],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.htg.tartu.ee\/miilang\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4045"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.htg.tartu.ee\/miilang\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.htg.tartu.ee\/miilang\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.htg.tartu.ee\/miilang\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/165"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.htg.tartu.ee\/miilang\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4045"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.htg.tartu.ee\/miilang\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4045\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4115,"href":"http:\/\/www.htg.tartu.ee\/miilang\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4045\/revisions\/4115"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.htg.tartu.ee\/miilang\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.htg.tartu.ee\/miilang\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.htg.tartu.ee\/miilang\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.htg.tartu.ee\/miilang\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4045"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.htg.tartu.ee\/miilang\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=4045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}