{"id":1836,"date":"2014-04-25T20:22:34","date_gmt":"2014-04-25T17:22:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.htg.tartu.ee\/miilang\/?p=1836"},"modified":"2014-04-25T23:28:22","modified_gmt":"2014-04-25T20:28:22","slug":"mittesoovitused","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.htg.tartu.ee\/miilang\/2014\/aprill-2014\/mittesoovitused\/","title":{"rendered":"Mittesoovitused"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Isabel Jezierska (10D):<\/h2>\n<div style=\"background: #ff0; border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px;\">K\u00f5ige halvem raamat:\u00a0<strong>Urmas V\u00e4ljaots \u201cMinu Pariis\u201d<\/strong><br \/>\nK\u00f5ige halvem film:\u00a0<strong>\u201cThe Wolf of Wall street\u201d (2014)<\/strong><br \/>\nK\u00f5ige halvem <em>pick-up line<\/em>:\u00a0<strong>\u201cT\u00fcdruk, kas su silmades on Paabeli segadus, sest mul on keel s\u00f5lmes.\u201d<\/strong><\/div>\n<p><strong>Kristel Zimmer:<\/strong> v\u00f5iksin selle liigitada isegi parimate pick-up line\u2019ide sekka, mida ma kuulnud olen. K\u00f5nealust lauset kasutades saab demonstreerida keelem\u00e4ngu (milline kalambuur!), oma tarkust ajaloovaldkonnas ning ka kiindumust v\u00e4ljavalitu vastu. See kaunis v\u00e4ljend sobib \u00fctlemiseks nii kauaaegsele armsamale kui ka viie-minuti-tuttavale kohvikus &#8211; soe tunne s\u00fcdames on garanteeritud!<\/p>\n<h2>Andre Pettai:<\/h2>\n<div style=\"background: #ff0; border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px;\">K\u00f5ige halvem raamat:\u00a0<strong>Mihkel Raud \u201cMusta pori n\u00e4kku\u201d<\/strong><br \/>\nK\u00f5ige halvem film:<strong>\u00a0Midagi Steve Martini kustumatust repertuaarist<\/strong><br \/>\nK\u00f5ige halvem <em>pick-up line<\/em>:<strong>\u00a0\u201cHow you doin\u2019?\u201d Joey Tribbiani \u00a0esituses<\/strong><\/div>\n<p><strong>Andrea Uibo:<\/strong> esitasin endale v\u00e4ljakutse ja otsustasin kurikuulsa Joey Tribbiani pick-up line\u2019i \u00e4ra proovida.<br \/>\nJoey \u00fclima \u0161armikuse endast v\u00e4lja toomine polnud mulle suureks \u00fcllatuseks \u00fcldsegi mitte kerge &#8211; tuli mitu-mitu \u00f5htut j\u00e4rjekindlalt ja visalt peegli ees harjutada.<br \/>\n\u00dchel j\u00e4rjekordsel reede \u00f5htul l\u00e4ksime s\u00f5brannadega v\u00e4lja. Olime ainult natuke aega baaris istunud, kui juba j\u00e4igi meile silma seltskond katsealusteks ideaalselt sobivaid noormehi. \u00dchega neist tekkis silmside ja teadsin &#8211; n\u00fc\u00fcd on aeg!<br \/>\nT\u00f5usin p\u00fcsti ja k\u00f5ndisin enesekindlalt baarileti \u00e4\u00e4rde, oodates noormehelt samasugust k\u00e4itumist. Mees m\u00f5istis, sammus minuni ning hetkegi ootamata kasutasin v\u00f5imalust. Manasin n\u00e4ole hoolikalt harjutatud salap\u00e4rase naeratuse, keerutasin juuksesalku kelmikalt \u00fcmber s\u00f5rme ning k\u00fcsisin noormehelt oma k\u00f5ige hurmavama h\u00e4\u00e4lega: \u201eHow you doin\u2019?\u201c.<br \/>\nOlin kindel, et see t\u00f6\u00f6tas &#8211; ma sain suurep\u00e4raselt hakkama. Kahjuks ei noormees sama meelt. Ta nimelt ehmus pick-up line\u2019i peale silmn\u00e4htavalt ning t\u00f5ttas ummisjalu enda lauda tagasi. Oma lohutuseks m\u00f5tlesin, et \u00e4kki ta pidas mind hoopis v\u00e4lismaalaseks ja sealt kadus julgus.<br \/>\nNii mind sinna \u00fcksinda j\u00e4etigi ja ma pidin tollel hetkel t\u00f5dema, et \u00f5petaja Andre Pettail oli \u00f5igus \u2013 see ON \u00e4\u00e4rmiselt kehv pick-up line.<\/p>\n<h2>Paul Neitsov (inimene t\u00e4navalt):<\/h2>\n<div style=\"background: #ff0; border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px;\">K\u00f5ige halvem raamat:<strong>\u00a0O.Luts \u201cTalv\u201d\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\nK\u00f5ige halvem film:\u00a0<strong>\u201cKormoranid ehk Nahkp\u00fckse ei pesta\u201d<\/strong><br \/>\nK\u00f5ige halvem <em>pick-up line<\/em>:\u00a0<strong>\u201cKuidas sa, lilleke, siia sattusid?\u201d<\/strong><\/div>\n<p><strong>Daniel K\u00fctt:<\/strong> minu arvates ei ole see \u00fcldse halb pick-up line, sest seda saab kasutada mitmel moel. N\u00e4iteks laususin seda vanemas eas olevale kassapidajale, kes oleks, jalust rabatuna, end vigastanud. \u00d5nneks ta istus, nagu m\u00fc\u00fcjad ikka. Proovisin ka lillega: valgusfoori oodates v\u00f5tsin v\u00e4lja roosi ning laususin need s\u00f5nad \u00fchele noorele punapeale, kelle n\u00e4gu muutus lille n\u00e4hes peast punasemaks. Kuigi kokkuv\u00f5ttes peletasin ma ta hoopis endast eemale, oli pick-up line \u00fcpriski tulemuslik.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Isabel Jezierska (10D): K\u00f5ige halvem raamat:\u00a0Urmas V\u00e4ljaots \u201cMinu Pariis\u201d K\u00f5ige halvem film:\u00a0\u201cThe Wolf of Wall street\u201d (2014) K\u00f5ige halvem pick-up line:\u00a0\u201cT\u00fcdruk, kas su silmades on Paabeli segadus, sest mul on keel s\u00f5lmes.\u201d Kristel Zimmer: v\u00f5iksin selle liigitada isegi parimate pick-up line\u2019ide sekka, mida ma kuulnud olen. 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